let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
this is a drama-free blog. take your plays and musicals elsewhere
it takes about 80 years for a saguaro to grow an arm so u see ones like this and u like DAMN
i have this problem where i don’t have enough time to actually do things because i’m too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing
Friendly reminder that this creepy moment existed.
I love when people de-romanticize Snape, THANK YOU.
the unfortunate thing about Snape is that people forget that, while he was a good character, that did not make him a good person.
Another friend is pregnant
There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then
I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.
where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!
first of all how dare
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the infinite struggle of wanting the avalanche to win but wanting their piece of shit goalie to crash and burn
had not 1 not 2 but now 3 posts make it to the #LOL tag. i’ve hit the big leagues here folks